I didn’t realize that Sylvester Stallone was the sort of star people had enough affection for that they would want to watch a reality show about his life. But then, I’ve felt that way about basically all famous people reality shows starting with The Osbournes (I am very old). Regardless, here we are: The Family Stallone premieres on Paramount+ on May 17
Presumably produced as a contractual obligation in order to get Stallone to appear in Tulsa King, the series seems firmly in the Kardashians mold, but with a lot of big winks to the camera. Apparently it’s funny that a guy like Stallone has to brush his own cat’s tail, but like, why wouldn’t you want to brush your own cat’s tail, I ask you?
Here’s everything else coming to the streaming service this month.
Paramount+ Originals coming in May 2023
Arriving May 2
- Thalia’s Mixtape: El Soundtrack de mi Vida
- King Charles: The Boy Who Walked Alone
Arriving May 5
- Death’s Roulette
Arriving May 12
- RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars (Season 8)
- RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Untucked (Season 5)
Arriving May 17
- The Family Stallone
TV shows coming to Paramount+ in May 2023
Arriving May 3
- The Tiny Chef Show (Season 1)
May 7
- VICE (Season 4)
May 17
- Blue’s Clues & You! (Season 3)
- Breaking the Sound Barrier
May 18
- The Best of KG Certified (Season 1)
May 19
- Ghosts of Beirut (Season 1)
May 23
- Rosie’s Theatre Kids
- Afghan Dreamers
- The Fire That Took Her
May 24
- Inside the Factory (Seasons 1-2)
- Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (Season 1)
- Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (Season 10)
- Ten Steps to Disaster (Season 1)
May 31
- Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (Season 16)
- George Michael - A Different Story
- George Michael - Freedom Uncut
- George Michael - Live in London
- MTV Floribama Shore (Season 4)
- Siesta Key (Season 4)
Movies coming to Paramount+ in May 2023
Arriving May 1
- Attack the Block
- Babel
- Barefoot
- Bend It Like Beckham
- Cast Away
- Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958)
- Claws Of Steel (Wong Fei-Hung Chi Tit Gai Dau Neung Gung)
- Cold Mountain
- Coneheads
- Date Night
- Dead Poets Society
- Dr. Wai: The Scripture With No Words (Mo Him Wong)
- Dragon Lord
- Dragons Forever
- Failure to Launch
- Forrest Gump
- Fresh
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- Gunfight At The O.K. Corral
- Guys and Dolls (1955)
- Hamburger Hill
- Hardball
- He Got Game
- Hoffa
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
- Jackie Chan’s Project A
- Jackie Chan’s Project A2 (A Gai Waak Juk Jaap)
- King Arthur (2004)
- Kinky Boots (2005)
- Little Women (1949)
- Losing Isaiah
- Mean Girls
- Mission: Impossible
- Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
- Mission: Impossible II
- Mission: Impossible III
- Moneyball
- Nicholas Nickleby
- Patriot Games
- School of Rock
- Shaolin Soccer
- Something Wild
- Son of Rambow
- Tell
- The Aviator
- The Birdcage (1996)
- The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi
- The Crow
- The Heartbreak Kid
- The Joy Luck Club
- The Other Guys
- The Quiet Man
- The Shootist
- The Sum of All Fears
- The Way Of The Dragon
- Tiger Cage
- Tiger Cage II
- Titanic
- Tombstone
- True Lies
- West Side Story (1961)
- What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
- While You Were Sleeping
- Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain
May 16
- Three Thousand Years of Longing
May 28
- Top Five
May 30
- WifeLike
May 31
- The Tidal Zone SpongeBob Universe Special