Stephen Johnson's saved articles

Yeah, and in an article that is clearly 100% serious! Read more

Even the corn syrup-sweetened version of Cheerwine is worth drinking, trust me. At almost 70 years old, I don’t mind admitting it’s my all-time favorite soft drink.
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Since the official response to constant and repeated mass shootings has been “lol i dunno, i guess try to run away” instead of literally anything useful? Read more

Have to try the Kaufman Mighty Mouse bit.

Not saying I totally disagree with this, but it might be worth tempering it ten percent by letting your kids have some insight into what you are actually like while you’re still alive. Read more

Honestly I’m suspicious of anyone at any age wanting to go to Hooters in 2022. Like, this isn’t 1983. Read more

May I also submit “Kids”. That movie haunted me. I was probably 10 years older than the characters in the film, when it came out. It remains disturbing today. Read more

i figured it would taste nothing like Coke, so i’ll stick with my blackberry-lavender shrub, thanks. (but i do like the sound of the Peachy Steve!) Read more

The diversion into the rhyming was my favorite part of this article. Read more

My daughter-in-law says poggers all the time. She also can’t keep her eyes off her phone, even when we were in the middle of Walt Disney World. /grumpyoldman Read more

When I bought my first garden hose. That brought the entire weight of home ownership, and therefore adulthood, crashing down on my head.
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The first time my son wanted to hold my hand so we could cross a street. This little fellow, trusted me with his life!    Read more

I’m in my 50s, married 30 years, 3 kids. I’m not a fucking adult and I never will be. Read more

Delta-8 is my jam. I’m a chronic insomniac and the stuff has completely rewired my sleep. And the sativa blends provide a nice energetic high that is easily dismissed. Read more

Remember that “pagan” religions are just as real as the commonplace ones. Read more

Okay that was an entertaining read.  Read more

A nice thing about working for yourself is that if someone catches you talking to yourself, you can tell them you’re having a staff meeting. Read more

Serial Sistaaas is also a favorite of mine. They review documentaries. There are some episodes that are murder-y but a lot of them focus on other crimes like Fyre Fest or Action Park, a water park that didnt follow regulations or a wine snob who defrauded lots of people bc of the wine. Really love it.  Read more

Screw that, in my household we make our own damn antique watch parts if they’re no longer available. Read more

It is... one of the best article I’ve seen on Lifehacker lately. Read more