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Danielle Guercio
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“Vitamins” an orange emergen-C packet, a splash of orange juice and a boat load of vinalla vodka. It’s important for the staff to take their vitamins. Read more

During my college days, I worked at a nightclub, barback on the weekends and during the rest of the weekend, tended bar. After the bar closed for the night, our staff meetings/parties we had pitchers of kamikazes. Read more

Can confirm. I’ve been making wine for nearly 20 years, I’m much more likely to have a beer or bourbon when I’m not in the cellar. Read more

Scorpid Sting (not to be confused with a Scorpion Sting, which is a fruity “girly” drink): Read more

That last one tracks.

While all of the wine professionals I know (winemakers, owners, bartenders) all have extensive wine collections, every one of them said that they don’t drink much wine outside of work because they’re around it all day.   Read more

I don’t remember where I was working, but one night after the doors ere locked the bartender passed out a drink called “The Flying Fuck”. Sambuca and whiskey in 1:1 ratio over ice. Read more

Our go-to free drink for winning pub quiz in Hong Kong was Fernet Branca. Why? Hell if I know, my wife still makes a face when I remind her the one time I took her — but that didn’t stop me from trying it outside of Milan (where it’s from). Read more

Being the multitasker aficionado I am, we went for the Breville convection oven/toaster/air fryer/dehydrator. The thing is rad. I use it more than I do our full-size oven, for everything from potatoes to fish to chicken wings to whatever. Love it. Read more

If you’re making that much pizza, why not just use your oven? Read more

I have the Amazon version.  Based on reviews, it’s apparently kind of a crappy air fryer, but since I don’t have anything to compare it to, it’s fine for me- I just tend to add 20-30% more time to whatever my sources quote. Read more

Yet MORE reasons I need to get one of these. However, I stand by the panini press as the optimal pizza-reviving device. It also manages to ~elevate~ trash pizza from Dominos or Pizza Hut into something blistered and crispy with burnty toasty cheese, omg. Read more

people who discard broccoli stalks should be shunned. Read more

You had me at “Eat more trash.”
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“Replace your toaster or toaster oven” —> THIS! Read more

I’ve twice bought instant espresso for coffee cheesecakes. Read more

You missed chili. One of my favorite chili recipes uses a instant coffee and cocoa to bring out some of the dark and savory flavors of the meat, beans and of course the chilies.   Read more